- A guy spots a sign outside of a house that reads,"Talking dog for sale." Intrigued, he walks in. …
- A guy goes into a bar with a dog, the bartender says what are you doing here? The guy says, …
- Shaggy and the gang are out there trying to discredit demons all while hanging out with a …
- A man walks into a bar claiming he has a talking dog. He goes up to the counter and bets …
- A man is driving along a country road and sees a sign; "$5 for talking dog, take next left." …
- A tradie driving along when he sees a sign outside a house saying: “Talking dog for sale – …
- A man tells his friends he has a talking dog. A man tells his friends he has a talking dog, and …
- A man saw a sign on a farm: Talking dog for sale. He asks the farmer where the dog is. Out …
- A boy and a talking dog. A young boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, …
- The talking dog.... A guy goes into a bar with his dog. The bartender immediately tells him …
- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch. …
- Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out …
- What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students? A PDF file!
- Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
- A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. …
- What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common? A wet nose.
- How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.
- An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The …
- Why does a mermaid wear seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells!
- When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When he's standing next to your girlfriend and telling her …
- “A fool is made more of a fool, when their mouth is more open than their mind.” ― Anthony …
- “Here’s a story, and you don’t have to visit many. houses to find it. One person is talking, the …
- “Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk …
- “Busy hands achieve more than idle tongues.” ― Matshona Dhliwayo.
- “Talking is fantastically overrated. Too many people do too much of it. It stuns the hell out of …
- “Words often bring with them the illusion of transparency, as though they allowed us to …
- “Lovers of words have no place where honest work must be done.” ― Karen Essex, Stealing …
- “Most people talk too much, and what they do say is often just noise or irrelevant gibberish …
- “I choose to choose few words each day. Yes! few words that count. Few words that can …
- “I won't say another word -- not one. I know I talk too much, but I am really trying to overcome …